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Silence is safer than speech. - Epictetus

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd like a bromo, but I can't stand the noise. - Joe E Lewis

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

A sage thing is timely silence, and better than any speech. - Plutarch

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

Noise is a buffer, more effective than cubicles or booth walls. - Margaret Heffernan

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who establishes his arguments by noise and command shows that his reason is weak. - Michel de Montaigne

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

Give me a few lines of a man's handwriting; that will be sufficient for me to get him hanged. - Cardinal Richelieu

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

All worthwhile men have good thoughts, good ideas, and good intentions, but precious few of them ever translate those into action. - John Hancock Field

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

It is with narrow-souled people as with narrow-necked bottles: the less they have in them, the more noise they make in pouring it out. - Alexander Pope

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

The best managers figure out how to get great outcomes by setting the appropriate context, rather than by trying to control their people. - Reed Hastings


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