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No Pot Of Gold

Winning ways get struck down by lightning stroke

No Pot Of Gold thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How the Seattle Seahawks feel after Super Bowl XLIX

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Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder. - English Proverb

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. - Goldie Hawn

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Conductor: The musician most likely to get struck by lightning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. - Mark Twain

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote


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