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No Pot Of Gold

Winning ways get struck down by lightning stroke

No Pot Of Gold thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How the Seattle Seahawks feel after Super Bowl XLIX

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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder. - English Proverb

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. - Goldie Hawn

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismograph. - Ken Kesey

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Dolly Parton

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. - Mark Twain

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. - Mark Twain

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote


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