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No Pot Of Gold

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Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. - Goldie Hawn

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismograph. - Ken Kesey

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

I'm out there everyday amongst them, in the smelting pot of New York. - Archie Bunker

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. - Mark Twain

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. - Mark Twain

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote


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