Sink or swim... but don't drown!
QuotaBillsThe drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb
Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields
You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho
It becomes increasingly easy, as you get older, to drown in nostalgia. - Ted Koppel
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying
Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry
To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs
I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci