Next, The Moon
This cow's high jump ended in udder failure
How now, brown cow?
'Hey, diddle, diddle' - by Mother Goose
Hey, diddle, diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.
QuotaBillsSpilt Milk: Udder waste - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb
Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain
Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry
I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke
Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley
Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther
I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. - Alfred Hitchcock
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi
Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren
The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane
I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran
There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves. - Will Rogers
It's every man's indispensable duty to do all the service he can to his country; and I see not what difference he puts between himself and his cattle who lives without that thought. - John Locke