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Newborn Canadian

How to take care of baby floatplanes

Newborn Canadian thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Meanwhile, in the Canadian hinterland...

In the Canadian hinterland the new born normally stays with the mother till it grows wings and a tail and learns how to fly
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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

There is no flying without wings. - French Proverb

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Aviation is proof that given the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible. - Edward V Richenbacher

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

A drone is often preferred for missions that are too 'dull, dirty, or dangerous' for manned aircraft. - Nick Hahn

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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