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New Stormtrooper

Star Wars unveils latest Galactic Empire soldiers

New Stormtrooper thanks to John Barrett

WonderCon is an annual comic book, science fiction, and motion picture convention, first held in the San Francisco Bay Area (1987–2011) and then, under the name WonderCon Anaheim, in Anaheim, California. WonderCon Anaheim was last held April 3-5, 2015 at the Anaheim Convention Center. The Imperial Stormtroopers are fictional soldiers from George Lucas' Star Wars universe. They are the main ground-force of the Galactic Empire, under the leadership of Emperor Palpatine and his commanders.

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Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is. - Yoda

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Highway: The space between billboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Good Anakin. Good. Kill him. Kill him now. - Chancellor Palpatine

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO. - Cory Doctorow

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Nothing should be permanent except struggle with the dark side within ourselves. - Shirley MacLaine

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

The rasp of the respirator's filter were about as comforting as Darth Vader reading a bedtime story. - Andy McNab

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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