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New McDonald's Servers

The real problems with raising the minimum wage

Touch-Screen Cashiers - McDonald's answer to the new $15 an hour minimum wage. Their self-service kiosks will expand to at least 2,000 locations in 2015.
New McDonald's Servers thanks to Barry McCartney

New McDonald's Servers thanks to Barry McCartney

The minimum wage is a labor standard meant to ensure a fair wage for a country’s lowest paid workers. However, it can be a Catch-22 and 'backfire' when the higher minimum wage results in fewer workers required. Perhaps politicians who support minimum wage increases should have their own salary set at minimum wage...

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A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

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Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

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If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

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A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

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Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

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