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New McDonald's Servers

The real problems with raising the minimum wage

Touch-Screen Cashiers - McDonald's answer to the new $15 an hour minimum wage. Their self-service kiosks will expand to at least 2,000 locations in 2015.
New McDonald's Servers thanks to Barry McCartney

New McDonald's Servers thanks to Barry McCartney

The minimum wage is a labor standard meant to ensure a fair wage for a country’s lowest paid workers. However, it can be a Catch-22 and 'backfire' when the higher minimum wage results in fewer workers required. Perhaps politicians who support minimum wage increases should have their own salary set at minimum wage...

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Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

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Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

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