Neighborhood Watch
Choosing an environmentally-friendly security alarm system
Fighting criminal elements in third world countries
QuotaBillsFrance is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson
Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama