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NASA Test Centrifuge

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NASA Test Centrifuge thanks to Lucas McCarter

NASA teamed up with two universities to study ways to reduce the adverse effects of space travel on astronauts' physical health. This month scientists conducted a pilot study (see above) on the 20-G centrifuge at NASA's Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, California. The centrifuge creates artificial spinning gravity forces, simulating up to 20 times the normal forces of gravity we experience on Earth.
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Do I dare Disturb the universe? - T S Eliot

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Even sleepers are workers and collaborators on what goes on in the universe. - Heraclitus

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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