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NASA Test Centrifuge

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NASA Test Centrifuge thanks to Lucas McCarter

NASA teamed up with two universities to study ways to reduce the adverse effects of space travel on astronauts' physical health. This month scientists conducted a pilot study (see above) on the 20-G centrifuge at NASA's Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, California. The centrifuge creates artificial spinning gravity forces, simulating up to 20 times the normal forces of gravity we experience on Earth.

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Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice. - Martin Luther King

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

The truth is that the universe has been answering you all of your life, but you cannot receive the answers unless you are awake. - Rhonda Byrn

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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