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NASA Test Centrifuge

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NASA Test Centrifuge thanks to Lucas McCarter

NASA teamed up with two universities to study ways to reduce the adverse effects of space travel on astronauts' physical health. This month scientists conducted a pilot study (see above) on the 20-G centrifuge at NASA's Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, California. The centrifuge creates artificial spinning gravity forces, simulating up to 20 times the normal forces of gravity we experience on Earth.

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Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Even in the desolate wilderness, stars can still shine. - Aoi Jiyuu Shiroi Nozomi

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman


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