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NASA Test Centrifuge

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NASA Test Centrifuge thanks to Lucas McCarter

NASA teamed up with two universities to study ways to reduce the adverse effects of space travel on astronauts' physical health. This month scientists conducted a pilot study (see above) on the 20-G centrifuge at NASA's Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, California. The centrifuge creates artificial spinning gravity forces, simulating up to 20 times the normal forces of gravity we experience on Earth.
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Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder. - John Scalzi

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. - Albert Einstein

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman


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