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NASA Test Centrifuge

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NASA Test Centrifuge thanks to Lucas McCarter

NASA teamed up with two universities to study ways to reduce the adverse effects of space travel on astronauts' physical health. This month scientists conducted a pilot study (see above) on the 20-G centrifuge at NASA's Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, California. The centrifuge creates artificial spinning gravity forces, simulating up to 20 times the normal forces of gravity we experience on Earth.

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Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

The universe is made up of stories, not atoms. - Muriel Rukeyser

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid. - G K Chesterton

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

Even sleepers are workers and collaborators on what goes on in the universe. - Heraclitus

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

A little while, we are in eternity; before we find ourselves there, let us do much for Christ. - Ann Judson

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all. - Marilyn Monroe

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours. - Bertrand Russell

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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