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NASA Test Centrifuge

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NASA Test Centrifuge thanks to Lucas McCarter

NASA teamed up with two universities to study ways to reduce the adverse effects of space travel on astronauts' physical health. This month scientists conducted a pilot study (see above) on the 20-G centrifuge at NASA's Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, California. The centrifuge creates artificial spinning gravity forces, simulating up to 20 times the normal forces of gravity we experience on Earth.

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Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

When you wish upon a star... you might be happier the way you are. - Phyllis Sugar

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice. - Martin Luther King

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all. - Stephen Hawking

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours. - Bertrand Russell

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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