My New Diet
Found a diet plan that will help you lose more than this plan?
Emery's vegan, gluten free, soy free, antibiotics free, raw, non GMO, organic, fat free, low carb diet
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Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid
Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers
Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown
I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz
A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster
The universe is not a machine; it is an organic whole. - Ravi Zacharias
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck
Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner
The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman
I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey
Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields
A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner
No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton
Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie
The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams
Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai
I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com