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Muscle Control

Use less strength to twist the throttle

Muscle Control thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Muscle Motorcycles hawg the road

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Muscles come and go; flab lasts. - Bill Vaughan

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Practice puts your brains in your muscles. - Sam Snead

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles. - Alex Karras

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Great wrestlers don't out-muscle; they out-hustle. - Unknown

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No member needs so great a number of muscles as the tongue. - Leonardo Da Vinci

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

People need hard times and oppression to develop psychic muscles. - Emily Dickinson

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming. - Johnny Bench

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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