QuotaBillsMidnight bugs taste best. - Unknown
Muscles come and go; flab lasts. - Bill Vaughan
I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams
Practice puts your brains in your muscles. - Sam Snead
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon
Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles. - Alex Karras
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown
Great wrestlers don't out-muscle; they out-hustle. - Unknown
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No member needs so great a number of muscles as the tongue. - Leonardo Da Vinci
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew
Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown
He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming. - Johnny Bench
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown
Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi
A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker
You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge. - Jerry Seinfeld
You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul
Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz