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Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Progress is a tide. If we stand still we will surely be drowned. To stay on the crest, we have to keep moving. - Harold Mayfield

Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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