QuotaBillsThere are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker
Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack
I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown
Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer
Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender
Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher
When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. - Rumi
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather
If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright
Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg
Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran
I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons
Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown
Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright