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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some injuries heal more quickly if you keep moving. - Nick Vujicic

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

People who are wrapped up in themselves make small packages. - Benjamin Franklin

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package. - John Ruskin

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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