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Motorcycle Rain Gear

When a plastic bag can be used as an umbrella

Motorcycle Rain Gear thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Halo protection from the elements

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Dolly Parton

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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