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Motorcycle Rain Gear

When a plastic bag can be used as an umbrella

Motorcycle Rain Gear thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Unbrella: An umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah


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