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Motorcycle Rain Gear

When a plastic bag can be used as an umbrella

Motorcycle Rain Gear thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Halo protection from the elements

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unbrella: An umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber


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