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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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