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Mooselims

Newfoundland religious sect prepares for hunting season

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Mooselim Brotherhood gathers for morning prayer
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I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

It took one night to get Israel out of Egypt but forty years to get Egypt out of Israel. - George Morrison

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

There are many things that are essential to arriving at true peace of mind, and one of the most important is faith, which cannot be acquired without prayer. - John Wooden

Religions cannot change you. If you are angry, you will become an angry Muslim or Hindu. If you are righteous, you will become a righteous Christian or Jew. - Gary Zukav

The English are not happy unless they are miserable, the Irish are not at peace unless they are at war, and the Scots are not at home unless they are abroad. - George Orwell

There is no sign saying 'good Muslim' or 'bad Muslim.' How many lives will be lost or destroyed trying to determine who is good or who is bad? - Pauline Hanson

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. - Dave Barry

To me the ideal doctor would be a man endowed with profound knowledge of life and of the soul, intuitively divining any suffering or disorder of whatever kind, and restoring peace by his mere presence. - Henri Amiel

One of the best faces America has ever projected is the face of a Peace Corps volunteer. That face symbolizes this country: young, curious, brimming with idealism and hope - and a real, honest compassion. - Teresa Heinz

I desired to become a Christian, and prayed earnestly for the forgiveness of my sins. I felt a peace of mind resulting, and loved every one, feeling desirous that all should have their sins forgiven, and love Jesus as I did. - Ellen G White

My father worked for the railroad, and whenever a train crashed, we would go as a family and steal food from the boxcars. One year we stole a case of butterscotch pudding that was for export to Israel. It took us years to get through. - Chuck Palahniuk

To the Muslim woman, the hijab provides a sense of empowerment. It is a personal decision to dress modestly according to the command of a genderless Creator; to assert pride in self, and embrace one's faith openly, with independence and courageous conviction. - Randa Abdel-Fattah

I'm a firm believer in God himself, but that's as far as I can go. I'm not any denomination. I'm not Catholic or Presbyterian or Baptist or Methodist or Jewish or Muslim. I'm none of those things. And I'm sure that's just fine with God. - Ray Charles

Being Muslim has become synonymous with pointed questions, with tension and mistrust, even with conflict. It has become a global phenomenon with profound consequences for inter-communal relations, political rhetoric and policies at the local, regional, national and international level. - Tariq Ramadan


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