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Moose Parking

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Moose Parking thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Crossing the line in a Canadian parking lot

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I feel as fit as a bull moose. - Theodore Roosevelt

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. - Henry David Thoreau

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant


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