Unique leather shoes made from cowhide. Moonshiners wore makeshift cow hoof print shoes to cover their tracks from prohibition agents, in an effort to keep the location of their ad-hoc distilleries secret.
QuotaBillsWine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson
In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder
Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson
Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb
Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
The fountain of youth is a mixture of gin and vermouth. - Cole Porter
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII
Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown
Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown
It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx
Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz
You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly
Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster