Unique leather shoes made from cowhide. Moonshiners wore makeshift cow hoof print shoes to cover their tracks from prohibition agents, in an effort to keep the location of their ad-hoc distilleries secret.
QuotaBillsIn wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw
Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown
Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner
Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown
He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker
The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb
Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin
When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
The fountain of youth is a mixture of gin and vermouth. - Cole Porter
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott
The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. - Casablanca
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns
Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy
Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx
When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown
Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda