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Moonshiners

When Prohibition footwear was 'still' in vogue

Moonshiners thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Unique leather shoes made from cowhide

Unique leather shoes made from cowhide. Moonshiners wore makeshift cow hoof print shoes to cover their tracks from prohibition agents, in an effort to keep the location of their ad-hoc distilleries secret.
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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway


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