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My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

We are the people our parents warned us about. - Jimmy Buffett

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Actresses will happen in the best regulated families. - Oliver Herford

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

We must take care of our families wherever we find them. - Elizabeth Gilbert

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty

To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect. - Oscar Wilde

Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Optimism and self-pity are the positive and negative poles of modern cowardice. - Cyril Connolly

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook

A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together! - Unknown

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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