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Modern Stick Family

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Modern Stick Family thanks to Greg Hanson

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By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Writers will happen in the best of families. - Rita Mae Brown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - Bill Watterson

There's nobody stronger than a single parent. - Unknown

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth. - Jesus Christ

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

Modern rugby players like to get their retaliation in first. - Kim Fletcher

To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect. - Oscar Wilde

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. - Herbert Hoover

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted. - Father Mulcahy

I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez

Families are ecosystems. Each life grows in response to the lives around it. - Mary Schmich

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

All his successors gone before him have done’t; and all his ancestors that come after him may. - William Shakespeare

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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