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Modern Love Affair

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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

Only love can be divided endlessly and still not diminish. - Anne M Lindbergh

Though our feelings come and go, His love for us does not. - C S Lewis

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

You're imperfect, and you're wired for struggle, but you are worthy of love and belonging. - Brene Brown

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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