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Modern Love Affair

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Modern Love Affair thanks to Jim Serritella

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Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

Love one another as I have loved you. - Jesus Christ

Love is an engraved invitation to grief. - Sunshine O'Donnell

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. - Karl A Menninger

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

Anger begets more anger, and forgiveness and love lead to more forgiveness and love. - Mahavira

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A Heinlein

When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Charley Benetto

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin


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