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Modern Love Affair

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Modern Love Affair thanks to Jim Serritella

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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A Heinlein

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. - Mae West

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash


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