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Modern Love Affair

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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Theresa

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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