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Modern Love Affair

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Modern Love Affair thanks to Jim Serritella

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Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

Love should be allowed. I'm all for it. - Truman Capote

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

The more you love, the more love you have to give. It's the only feeling we have which is infinite. - Christina Westover

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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