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Modern Love Affair

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Modern Love Affair thanks to Jim Serritella

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Hate the sin, love the sinner. - Mahatma Gandhi

I love stretching myself musically. - Liz Phair

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Forgiveness is the final form of love. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself. - Andre Breton

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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