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Mobile Swamp Home

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Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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