Mobile Swamp Home

There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known. - Carl Sagan

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison