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There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe