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Miss Piggy is a boar. - Ed Lucaire

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Treat the patient, not the X-ray. - James M. Hunter

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Never miss a good chance to shut up. - Will Rogers

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

He's a player you only miss when he's not playing. - Graham Taylor

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now. - Robin Williams

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

Prizes are like sashes, you can wear them and be Miss World for a bit. - Martin Amis

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

Dear Monday, you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you. - Unknown

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Unknown

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The paradigm of treating menopause symptoms with the lowest effective dose of hormone therapy, for the shortest period necessary, is very sensible. - Hugh Taylor


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