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Minions throughout history

mIndians thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Minions are small, yellow, pill-shaped creatures who have existed since the beginning of time, evolving from single-celled organisms into beings who exist only to serve history's most villainous masters.
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There's no crying in baseball. - A League of Their Own

A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

Cricket is basically baseball on valium. - Robin Williams

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We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

You can't have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. - American Proverb

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. - George Bernard Shaw

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player. - Unknown

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel


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