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Military Watch Tower

Tree stands of yesteryear

Military Watch Tower thanks to Marian Fawley

Soldiers drew straws to see who got to climb the tower next

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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