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Military Watch Tower

Tree stands of yesteryear

Military Watch Tower thanks to Marian Fawley

Soldiers drew straws to see who got to climb the tower next

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Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Whenever you do a thing, act as if all the world were watching. - Thomas Jefferson

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you. - Eric Hoffer

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel


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