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Military Watch Tower

Tree stands of yesteryear

Military Watch Tower thanks to Marian Fawley

Soldiers drew straws to see who got to climb the tower next

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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

You can observe a lot just by watching. - Yogi Berra

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you. - Eric Hoffer

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon


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