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Military Watch Tower

Tree stands of yesteryear

Military Watch Tower thanks to Marian Fawley

Soldiers drew straws to see who got to climb the tower next

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I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

You can observe a lot just by watching. - Yogi Berra

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Mediocrity can talk; but it is for genius to observe. - Benjamin Disraeli

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

... and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green. - Ted Lowe

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I become apprehensive when I observe people in large groups because they are often controlled by their emotions - and from there, emerge as mobs. - W. Andrew Welker

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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