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Military Watch Tower

Tree stands of yesteryear

Military Watch Tower thanks to Marian Fawley

Soldiers drew straws to see who got to climb the tower next

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Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. - Martin Luther

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon


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