Military Watch Tower

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Whenever you do a thing, act as if all the world were watching. - Thomas Jefferson

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

That slicker with the bedside manner needs watching. He's better! - Martin H. Fischer

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you. - Eric Hoffer

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte