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Military Watch Tower

Tree stands of yesteryear

Military Watch Tower thanks to Marian Fawley

Soldiers drew straws to see who got to climb the tower next

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A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

You can observe a lot just by watching. - Yogi Berra

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Nothing will kill a great employee faster than watching you tolerate a bad one. - Perry Belcher

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon


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