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Military Watch Tower

Tree stands of yesteryear

Military Watch Tower thanks to Marian Fawley

Soldiers drew straws to see who got to climb the tower next

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Mediocrity can talk; but it is for genius to observe. - Benjamin Disraeli

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Integrity is doing the right thing even when no one is watching. - C S Lewis

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

... and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green. - Ted Lowe

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon


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