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Tree stands of yesteryear

Military Watch Tower thanks to Marian Fawley

Soldiers drew straws to see who got to climb the tower next

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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb


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