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Microscopic Reader

Under the Microscope: School Ant

Microscopic Reader thanks to Peggy Heckert

Why do they keep sending me this darn phonebook?

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A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

We can close the books on infectious diseases. - William H Stewart

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Wink at small faults; remember thou hast great ones. - Benjamin Franklin

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

He is invited to do great things who receives small things greatly. - Cassiodorus

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package. - John Ruskin

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

A position of eminence makes a great person greater and a small person less. - Jean De La Bruyère

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Francis Bacon

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary. - Blaise Pascal

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

The rasp of the respirator's filter were about as comforting as Darth Vader reading a bedtime story. - Andy McNab

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

No matter how talented you are, if you don't persist, the probability of achieving your goals is extremely small. - Camilla Dorand

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Please, no matter how we advance technologically, please don't abandon the book. There is nothing in our material world more beautiful than the book. - Patti Smith

Pluto is just one of hundreds of objects in The Kuiper Belt. Hundreds of small icy worlds to explore - the keys to understanding the origin of our solar system. - Unknown

The storytelling gift is innate: one has it or one doesn't. But style is at least partly a learned thing: one refines it by looking and listening and reading and practice – by work. - Donna Tartt


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