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Microscopic Reader

Under the Microscope: School Ant

Microscopic Reader thanks to Peggy Heckert

Why do they keep sending me this darn phonebook?

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Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

A multitude of small delights constitutes happiness. - Charles Baudelaire

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Heed the still small voice that so seldom leads us wrong, and never into folly. - Marquise du Deffand

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Whether you live in a city or a small town, and whether you drive a car, take the bus or ride a train, at some point in the day, everyone is a pedestrian. - Anthony Foxx

Have courage for the great sorrows of life, and patience for the small ones; and when you have laboriously accomplished your daily task, go to sleep in peace. - Victor Hugo

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day. - Edith Lovejoy Pierce


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