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Under the Microscope: School Ant

Microscopic Reader thanks to Peggy Heckert

Why do they keep sending me this darn phonebook?

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

You live several lives while reading. - William Styron

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. - Napoleon Hill

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Heed the still small voice that so seldom leads us wrong, and never into folly. - Marquise du Deffand

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary. - William Faulkner

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The rasp of the respirator's filter were about as comforting as Darth Vader reading a bedtime story. - Andy McNab

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

God is great not just because nothing is too big for Him. God is great because nothing is too small for Him, either. - Mark Batterson

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

In matters of truth and justice, there is no difference between large and small problems, for issues concerning the treatment of people are all the same. - Albert Einstein

Books are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our fears, our hopes for peace. - Roberto BolaƱo

I've always believed in writing without a collaborator, because where two people are writing the same book, each believes he gets all the worry and only half the royalties. - Agatha Christie


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