Temper tantrums are unpleasant and disruptive behaviors or emotional outbursts. They often occur in response to unmet needs or desires. Little Johnny expresses his displeasure in unique ways...
QuotaBillsBirth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker
Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown
Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
Sarcasm - because beating the crap out of people is illegal. - Unknown
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not to make a mess of life. - E M Forster
It's my rule never to lose me temper till it would be detrimental to keep it. - Sean O Casey
The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh
Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson
The moderation of people in prosperity is the effect of a smooth and composed temper, owing to the calm of their good fortune. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds