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Meowth Organ thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Lucy was proud of her personalized pipe organ stops

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Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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