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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The sorrow which has no vent in tears may make other organs weep. - Henry Maudsley

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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