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Meowth Organ thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Lucy was proud of her personalized pipe organ stops

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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Deliver: An organ in de body - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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