Menopause Sucks

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

I'm what you call a Depression sailor. - Ernest Borgnine

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

I'm the only person of distinction who has ever had a depression named for him. - Herbert Hoover

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

The paradigm of treating menopause symptoms with the lowest effective dose of hormone therapy, for the shortest period necessary, is very sensible. - Hugh Taylor