QuotaBillsNo: The feminine of yes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart
Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown
I'm what you call a Depression sailor. - Ernest Borgnine
Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood
Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields
This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan
Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says
Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown
I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton
Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown
Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer
Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown
Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown
I'm the only person of distinction who has ever had a depression named for him. - Herbert Hoover
Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost
The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown
Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel
It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman
A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman
That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
Feminine intuition is a fiction and a fraud. It is nonsensical, illogical, emotional, ridiculous, and practically foolproof. - Harry Haenigsen
Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron
There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton
The paradigm of treating menopause symptoms with the lowest effective dose of hormone therapy, for the shortest period necessary, is very sensible. - Hugh Taylor