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I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle. - Plato

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

There is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for. - JRR Tolkien

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother. - Claudette Colbert

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four." - Steven Wright

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

The most beautiful word on the lips of mankind is the word 'Mother', and the most beautiful call is the call of 'My Mother'. - Kahlil Gibran

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman


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