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Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

Never fight an inanimate object. - P J O'Rourke

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

Diligence is the mother of good fortune. - Benjamin Disraeli

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown

Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for. - JRR Tolkien

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

There is only one thing worse than fighting with allies, and that is fighting without them. - Winston Churchill

There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good. - Ruth Benedict


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