QuotaBillsDr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken
Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb
Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North
If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin
About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg
A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes
Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley
You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation. - Irvin S Cobb
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis
The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel
If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb
No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild
Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer
If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr
The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown
Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht
Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci
'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz
Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman