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Marathon Runner Tip

Don't run downwind from the pack

Marathon Runner Tip thanks to Keith Blake

Tips for marathon runners: how much is too much?

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I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

You can run a sprint or you can run a marathon, but you can't sprint a marathon. - Ryan Holmes

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

In a marathon, if you run too fast, you get exhausted. If you run too slow, you never make it. - Uday Kotak

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda


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