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Marathon Runner Tip

Don't run downwind from the pack

Marathon Runner Tip thanks to Keith Blake

Tips for marathon runners: how much is too much?

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Marathon runners set explicit goals. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins


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