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Marathon Runner Tip

Don't run downwind from the pack

Marathon Runner Tip thanks to Keith Blake

Tips for marathon runners: how much is too much?

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My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

A season is like a marathon, and there will be plenty of ups and downs. - Kolo Toure

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

I did a movie called 'Marathon Man' and it was one of my best memories. - Dustin Hoffman

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

I've never run a marathon because I haven't bought a pair of shorts and arrived at the start line. - Sue Perkins

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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