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Marathon Runner Tip

Don't run downwind from the pack

Marathon Runner Tip thanks to Keith Blake

Tips for marathon runners: how much is too much?

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My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

You can run a sprint or you can run a marathon, but you can't sprint a marathon. - Ryan Holmes

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only way I'll ever run a marathon is if I'm involved in the administration. - Sally Phillips

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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