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Marathon Runner Tip

Don't run downwind from the pack

Marathon Runner Tip thanks to Keith Blake

Tips for marathon runners: how much is too much?

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Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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