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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

The greatest wealth is to live content with little. - Plato

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

The greatness of a man is not how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively. - Bob Marley

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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