Mansion Cats

Only the rich are lonesome. - Paul L Dunbar

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

The greatest wealth is to live content with little. - Plato

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them. - Seneca

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen