Mansion Cats

Marry money. - Max Shulman

How much money is enough? - Talmud

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Be charitable before wealth make thee covetous, and lose not the glory of the mite. - Thomas Brown

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness: poverty and wealth have both failed. - Kin Hubbard

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer