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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce


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