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Creative statue in Bratislava, Slovakia

Man At Work thanks to Barry McCartney

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama


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