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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich


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