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Creative statue in Bratislava, Slovakia

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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