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Make A Wish

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I wish I knew how to quit you. - Cookie Monster

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

Great minds have purposes; others have wishes. - Washington Irving

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

A year from now you'll wish you had started today. - Unknown

When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers. - Oscar Wilde

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

I wish she would be able to take responsibility for her failure. - Donald Trump

Fears are educated into us, and can, if we wish, be educated out. - Karl Augustus Menninger

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

Plenty of people wish to become devout, but no one wishes to be humble. - Joseph Addison

I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun. - Scott Adams

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true. - Demosthenes

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

Young people tell what they are doing, old people what they have done, and fools what they wish to do. - French Proverb

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


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