QuotaBillsI'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits
Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker
No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn
You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling
Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild
People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you
known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine
God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell
In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer
The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm
There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden
The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal.
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