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QuotaBillsDr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken
One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb
Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid
I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman
My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes
Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx
Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright
I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons
Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden
Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield