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Every day she faced seven as her lucky number

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Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

A new-born calf fears not the tiger. - Unknown

It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

The best luck of all is the luck you make yourself. - Douglas MacArthur

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

For a just man falleth seven times, and riseth up again. - Proverbs 24:16

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford


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