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Lucky Calf

Every day she faced seven as her lucky number

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Underrate: Seven - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fife: Two before seven. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy

They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

Hard Luck: Something composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves. - Larry King

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski


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