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Lucky Calf

Every day she faced seven as her lucky number

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader


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