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Every day she faced seven as her lucky number

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Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

The best luck of all is the luck you make yourself. - Douglas MacArthur

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Hard Luck: Something composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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