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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.


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