Lost Luggage

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

A criminal remains a criminal whether he uses a convict's suit or a monarch's crown. - Victor Hugo

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin