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Lost Luggage

Even statues need to beware of theft in the park

Lost Luggage thanks to Keith Blake

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Criminal Lawer: A redundancy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in. - Harold Goddard

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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