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Lost Luggage

Even statues need to beware of theft in the park

Lost Luggage thanks to Keith Blake

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Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan


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