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Lost Luggage

Even statues need to beware of theft in the park

Lost Luggage thanks to Keith Blake

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Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan


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