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Lost Luggage

Even statues need to beware of theft in the park

Lost Luggage thanks to Keith Blake

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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Purity of soul cannot be lost without consent. - St. Augustine

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again. - Saint Augustine

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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