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Lost Luggage

Even statues need to beware of theft in the park

Lost Luggage thanks to Keith Blake

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Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in. - Harold Goddard

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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