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Lost Luggage

Even statues need to beware of theft in the park

Lost Luggage thanks to Keith Blake

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Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

When lost, freedom is difficult to regain. - Slavomir Rawicz

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles


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