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Lost Luggage

Even statues need to beware of theft in the park

Lost Luggage thanks to Keith Blake

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A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all. - Ernest Hemingway

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

Hopeful, we are halfway to where we want to go; hopeless, we are lost forever. - Lao Tzu

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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