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Lost Luggage

Even statues need to beware of theft in the park

Lost Luggage thanks to Keith Blake

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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Purity of soul cannot be lost without consent. - St. Augustine

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

Hopeful, we are halfway to where we want to go; hopeless, we are lost forever. - Lao Tzu

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

The loss of something that is never thought of, felt, or sought for when lost is not a loss at all. - Ravi Zacharias

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again. - Saint Augustine

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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