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Lost Luggage

Even statues need to beware of theft in the park

Lost Luggage thanks to Keith Blake

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Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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