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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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