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So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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