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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama


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