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I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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