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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek


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