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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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