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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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