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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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