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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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