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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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