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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan


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Blinker Fluid

Dutch Rollerblades

Goat Tree

Mind The Pedestrians

Trapped in the 5th Dimension

Job Retraining

Wet Floor Caution

Chef Multitasking

Camera Waterfall

Irony Pin

Cellfies

Where Safety Begins

Bad Ass Fire Truck

What A Deal

Moon Theft

Sushi Spine

Redneck Skateboard

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