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Lost Hyundai of New Brunswick

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Lost Hyundai of New Brunswick thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.


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