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Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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