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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin