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Looking For A Mate

On the lookout for matching socks

Looking For A Mate thanks to Keith Blake

How to match men's shoes and socks

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

Even while they teach, men learn. - Seneca

We have not fit men for the times. - John Adams

Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

No nice men are good at getting taxis. - Katharine Whitehorn

Like that of leaves is a generation of men. - Homer

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. - Blaise Pascal

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

I'm 59 and people call me middle-aged. How many 118-year-old men do you know? - Barry Cryer

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland

Only the unknown frightens men. But once a man has faced the unknown, that terror becomes the known. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed. - L. Jones

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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