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Looking For A Mate

On the lookout for matching socks

Looking For A Mate thanks to Keith Blake

How to match men's shoes and socks

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Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

A man like me troubles himself little about the lives of a million men. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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