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Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some men have been worthy of a better century. - Baltasar Gracian

Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is wonderful how well men can keep secrets they have not been told. - Winston Churchill

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

We've drifted away from being fishers of men to being keepers of the aquarium. - Paul Harvey

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

It has been the cross which has revealed to good men that their goodness has not been good enough. - Richard J Neuhaus

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Men must be decided on what they will not do, and then they are able to act with vigor in what they ought to do. - Mencius

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Healing and miracles have been a mystery to men of all times. To some, the phenomenon is frightening, while others find it exhilarating. - Mother Angelica

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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