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Looking For A Mate

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Looking For A Mate thanks to Keith Blake

How to match men's shoes and socks

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A mass of men equals a mass of opinions. - Latin Proverb

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. - Kin Hubbard

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

Truly intelligent men know better than to take themselves too seriously. - Unknown

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Be brave. Cowards always get hurt. Brave men generally come out unharmed. - A.B. Simpson

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

I'd rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort. - J Paul Getty

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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