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Looking For A Mate

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How to match men's shoes and socks

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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

We have not fit men for the times. - John Adams

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Men are disturbed not by things, but by the views which they take of them. - Epictetus

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. - Henry David Thoreau

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Beside Leopold, Nero, Caligula, Attila, Torquemada, Genghis Khan and such killers of men are mere amateurs. - Mark Twain

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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