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Looking For A Mate

On the lookout for matching socks

Looking For A Mate thanks to Keith Blake

How to match men's shoes and socks

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Either war is obsolete, or men are. - R Buckminster Fuller

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

A man like me troubles himself little about the lives of a million men. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Truly intelligent men know better than to take themselves too seriously. - Unknown

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men. - Mae West

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. - Charles Dickens

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

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