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Looking For A Mate

On the lookout for matching socks

Looking For A Mate thanks to Keith Blake

How to match men's shoes and socks

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Little men are fond of long titles. - German Proverb

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

Like that of leaves is a generation of men. - Homer

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

I want men who will support me when I am in the wrong. - Lord Melbourne

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

An event described by those to whom it was told by men who did not see it. - Elbert Hubbard

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

When neither their property nor their honor is touched, the majority of men live content. - Niccolo Machiavelli

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

It has been the cross which has revealed to good men that their goodness has not been good enough. - Richard J Neuhaus

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own. - George Bernard Shaw

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less. - C S Lewis

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only is they are determined to be so. - Charles de Gaulle

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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