Looking For A Mate

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Men are only as loyal as their options. - Bill Maher

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle-aged men. - Kin Hubbard

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Men are disturbed not by things, but by the views which they take of them. - Epictetus

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

I'm 59 and people call me middle-aged. How many 118-year-old men do you know? - Barry Cryer

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli