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Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Little men are fond of long titles. - German Proverb

Few great men could pass Personnel. - Paul Goodman

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Make no little plans: They have no magic to stir men's blood. - Daniel H Burnham

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

I'd rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort. - J Paul Getty

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. - Blaise Pascal

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

I'm 59 and people call me middle-aged. How many 118-year-old men do you know? - Barry Cryer

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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