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Looking For A Mate

On the lookout for matching socks

Looking For A Mate thanks to Keith Blake

How to match men's shoes and socks

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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Few great men could pass Personnel. - Paul Goodman

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

Other men lived to eat, while he ate to live. - Socrates

All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus

Even in wise men there is more folly than wisdom. - Sebastien Chamfort

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi


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