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Look Both Ways

Road safety in Canmore, Alberta takes on a different perspective

Look Both Ways thanks to joe-kster

Gene was beside himself - should he look up and down?

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Those who will not risk cannot win. - John Paul Jones

All people look better under arrest. - John Waters

What do I look like, an inferior decorator? - Archie Bunker

You must look into other people as well as at them. - Lord Chesterfield

I'm not a Gynecologist but I'll take a look. - Unknown

What I am looking for is not out there. It is in me. - Hellen Keller

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. - Unknown

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder. - Unknown

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

And the reward for the best neckwear goes to... Well would you look at that, it's a tie. - Cornon

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

How much trouble he avoids who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks. - Marcus Aurelius

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

A simple way to take the measure of a country is to look at how many want in... and how many want out. - Tony Blair

You can measure opportunity with the same yardstick that measures the risk involved. They go together. - Earl Nightingale

Those who spend their time looking for the faults in others usually make no time to correct their own. - Art Jonak

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling


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