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Look Both Ways

Road safety in Canmore, Alberta takes on a different perspective

Look Both Ways thanks to joe-kster

Gene was beside himself - should he look up and down?

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Look at the 2 chimpanzoos over here - Archie Bunker

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

He who does not look ahead remains behind. - Spanish Proverb

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

I avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. - Charlotte Brontë

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure. - William Feather

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

We are so scared of being judged that we look for every excuse to procrastinate. - Erica Jong

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. - Polish Proverb

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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