QuotaBillsMy family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown
You live as long as you are remembered. - Russian Proverb
Sticking with your family is what makes it a family. - Mitch Albom
I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp
The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck
My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain
The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp
Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day
Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard
Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar
Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson
Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg
If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy
Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi
My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane
I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen
Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard
The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse
When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley
A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper
All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates
What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates
I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker
Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO
The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir
The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham
The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham
Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe
The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson
Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank
In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer