Long Yellow Things
For lack of a better word...
'Banana Belt' - an expression used to mean a warmer area (since bananas like a warm climate)
QuotaBillsShopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw
Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Banana Peel: A golden slipper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum
Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath
A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield
Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray
Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright
Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay
Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd
They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller
The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas." - Claude Pepper