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QuotaBillsPayday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb
A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown
Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott
Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek
Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright
Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach
What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV
If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski
Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda