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Before the era of concealed handguns

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Aiming isn't hitting. - African Saying

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. - C S Lewis

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams


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