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Long Bore Gun

Before the era of concealed handguns

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Texas has the longest and biggest guns in the world

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Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Those who aim at great deeds must also suffer greatly. - Plutarch

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

If you would hit the mark, you must aim a little above it. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

Many people aim at nothing - and hit it with remarkable precision. - Unknown

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The ultimate aim of the ego is not to see something, but to be something. - Muhammad Iqbal

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. - C S Lewis

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. - George Orwell

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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