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Before the era of concealed handguns

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Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Don't bunt. Aim out of the ballpark. - David Ogilvy

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown

You aim for the palace and get drowned in the sewer. - Mark Twain

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, serenely, divinely aware. - Henry Miller

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is Reason. I have never used any other, and I trust I never shall. - Thomas Paine

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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