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Lodge Welcome

New Brunswick's latest lodge even welcomes politicians

Lodge Welcome thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Welcome to fishermen, hunters, and other liars

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A good speaker makes a good liar. - German Proverb

A miser and a liar bargain quickly. - Greek Proverb

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Readers are advised to remember that the devil is a liar. - C S Lewis

You must welcome change as the rule but not as your ruler. - Denis Waitley

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

Unwelcome guests are often most welcome when they are gone. - Unknown

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool. - Stephen King

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else. - Andre Gide

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

If you want to be the person you ought to be, you've got to welcome competition. - Unknown

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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