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Welcome to fishermen, hunters, and other liars

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Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A liar freely gives his oath. - Pierre Corneille

Castanet: Primitive fishing method - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

The hour of happiness will be the more welcome, the less it was expected. - Horace

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way. - Samuel Butler

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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