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Welcome to fishermen, hunters, and other liars

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A good speaker makes a good liar. - German Proverb

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool. - Stephen King

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity. - Robert G Ingersoll

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Philip Dormer Stanhope (Earl of Chesterfield)

If you want to be the person you ought to be, you've got to welcome competition. - Unknown

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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