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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Trust is the first step to love. - Munshi Premchand

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Love is most nearly itself when the here and now cease to matter. - T S Eliot

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

The more you love, the more love you have to give. It's the only feeling we have which is infinite. - Christina Westover

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

You must act in your friend's interest whether it pleases him or not; the object of love is to serve, not to win. - Woodrow Wilson

Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says: 'I need you because I love you.' - Erich Fromm

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown


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