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Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx


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