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In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

May love be what you remember most. - Darcie Sims

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is not a feeling, love is a response. Love is an action. - David Jeremiah

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

I choose to love you in silence because in silence I find no rejection, and in silence no one owns you but me. - Unknown

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell


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