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I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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