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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is idle to dread what you cannot avoid. - Publilius Syrus

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers. - Cameroon Proverb

I you want to avoid battles, stay out of the grassy areas. - Pokemon

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you. - William Blake

I avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. - Charlotte Brontë

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Surround yourself with positive people and situations, and avoid negativity. - Doreen Virtue

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

People will do anything, no matter how absurd, to avoid facing their own soul. - Carl Jung

People spend entire lifetimes trying to avoid the things that have already happened. - Silvia Hartmann

The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. - Dian Fossey

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

There ain't no man can avoid being born average. But there ain't no man got to be common. - Satchel Paige

Never let life's hardships disturb you... no one can avoid problems, not even saints or sages. - Nichiren Daishonen

The problem in this world is to avoid concentration of power - we must have a dispersion of power. - Milton Friedman

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

A "no" uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a "yes" merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble. - Mahatma Gandhi

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry. - H L Mencken

It is difficult for men in high office to avoid the malady of self-delusion. They are always surrounded by worshippers. They are constantly, and for the most part sincerely, assured of their greatness. - Calvin Coolidge

One thing to avoid is trendy stuff, though - you gotta go timeless. Even if you want a little luxury in your life and you want to splurge on a Gucci bag, pick a great black one you can wear all the time. - NeNe Leakes

Happiness is like a cat. If you try to coax it, it will avoid you; it will never come. But if you pay no attention to it and go about your business, you'll find it rubbing against your legs and jumping into your lap. - William Bennett


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