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A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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