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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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