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Anything for a quiet life. - Thomas Middleton

Life itself is the proper binge. - Julia Child

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Everything in life is just for a while. - Philip K Dick

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Life is a voyage that's homeward bound. - Herman Melville

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen K Clark

Why torture yourself when life will do it for you? - Laura Walker

If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias

The great consolation in life is to say what one thinks. - Voltaire

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

Just when I think I have learned the way to live, life changes. - Hugh Prather

What oxygen is to the lungs, such is hope to the meaning of life. - Emil Brunner

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

You are the CEO of your life. Some people need to be hired and some need to be fired. - Robert Downey Jr.

We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. - Joseph Campbell

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

All is pattern, all life, but we can't always see the pattern when we're part of it. - Belva Plain

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help other people get what they want. - Zig Ziglar

One thing I carried my whole life, especially from my grandparents in Chicago, was a huge idealism for the world. - Abigail Washburn

Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good. - Ruth Benedict

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus

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