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Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown

It is not length of life, but depth of life. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living. - Seneca

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect. - Anais Nin

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert H Asquith

There is nothing which we receive with so much reluctance as advice. - Joseph Addison

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Life was not meant to be easy, but take courage: it can be delightful. - George Bernard Shaw

The monotony and solitude of a quiet life stimulates the creative mind. - Albert Einstein

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

People are put into your life for reasons, for different reasons, and to teach you lessons. - Selena Gomez

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

Nothing in life is quite as important as you think it is while you're thinking about it. - Daniel Kahneman

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

Man should not ask what the meaning of his life is, but rather he must recognize that it is he who is asked. - Viktor Frankl

There are no classes in life for beginners: right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult. - Rainer Maria Rilke

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll probably be unhappy for the rest of your life. - Abraham Maslow

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales


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