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Life is not for everyone. - Michael O'Donoghue

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. - Benjamin Franklin

My life has been nothing but a failure. - Claude Monet

Life is a series of commas, not periods. - Matthew McConaughey

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Admiration is as indispensable to life as oxygen. - Genevieve A Dariaux

The good life is a process, not a state of being. - Carl Rogers

If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. - Leonard Cohen

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

Let life happen to you. Believe me: life is in the right, always. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy. - Alfred Whitehead

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

There's no rejection in life quite like a cancelled shrink appointment. - Bill Schenk

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

God made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve how to make Adam. - Unknown

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

When you finally accept that you're a complete dork, your life gets easier. No sense in trying to be cool. - Reese Witherspoon

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

If only I'd known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier. - Bette Midler

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. - Maya Angelou

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put yourself in good, positive surroundings. - Dan Gable

Almost every man wastes part of his life in attempts to display qualities which he does not possess, and to gain applause which he cannot keep. - Samuel Johnson

There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be, igniting the circuits of our highest potential. - Rusty Berkus


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