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Life. Consider the alternative. - Marshal McLuhan

The meaning of life is that it stops. - Franz Kafka

Drama is real life with the dull bits cut out. - Alfred Hitchcock

Someday change will be accepted as life itself. - Shirley MacLaine

I'd rather give my life than be afraid to give it. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard

Life isn’t a matter of milestones, but of moments. - Rose Kennedy

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect. - Anais Nin

Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. - Soren Kierkegaard

In order to please others, we lose our hold on our life's purpose. - Epictetus

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

I don't do things for the response or for the controversy. I just live my life. - Rihanna

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. - Winston Churchill

I have lived my life according to this principle: If I'm afraid of it, then I must do it. - Erica Jong

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

There is no more fatal blunder than he who consumes the greater part of his life getting his living. - Henry David Thoreau

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

"Quit now, you'll never make it." If you disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there. - David Zucker

I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable. - Ogden Nash

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

Each man is questioned by life; and he can only answer to life by answering for his own life; to life he can only respond by being responsible. - Viktor Frankl


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